Have you ever been rollin’ in the hood when you realized your jeans were full of used burrito extract?
Ever out on a drive-by and realize you got stainz in yo’ britches?
Have you recently been embarrassed by an untimely splat on the b-ball court?
Then maybe it is time you tried Afro-Squad’s Homies Diapers. Don’t rely on those geriatric poop holders like Depends. Homies are the only diaper endorsed by George Clinton, Marvin Gay, and the ever flatulent Richard Roundtree!
“Before Homies, I was ruining all my white pimp suits, but now I can shart myself all day and still feel fresh,” said Dr. Marvin Funkenstein. “They even got a convenient pouch to keep my beeper dry!”
Homies are not only convenient for pimps, but they are fashionable!
“These things are pimped out, I almost don’t want to poop in them… but I do,” said celebrity pooper Britney Spears. “They are just so damn convenient. Sometimes I’m eating some Louisiana gumbo and I can’t make it to the bathroom. Oops, I did it again!”
Just think about the possibilities! If you never had to stop for the bathroom, you could have so much more time for drinking 40s and smackin’ hoes! The possibilities are endless!
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March 30, 2009 at 1:12 pm |
very funny