Miley Cyrus’ Obsession with Afro-Squad
Miley loves the Squad
The Afro-Squad News Universe Syndication (A.N.U.S.)reports that teen superstar Miley Cyrus has an unhealthy fascination with the Afro-Squad.
“They break her heart, her achey breaky heart,” said father Billy Ray Cyrus. “I just don’t think they understand!”
Although rumors persist that the young Disney teen star wants to reenact scenes that she read in a book by Nabokov, the Afro-Squad has completely refused her attempts to join the Army.
“She belongs in the Afro-Squad Kids Club,” offered Afro-Squad Soldier Ashley Wild. “Give her two years and 200 pounds, and she’ll be ready for the Squad.”
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